Will Americans ever “get out” of the Nudist Colony?

As we near the end of a five week nakation in Europe, I find myself asking the same question I do every year about this time as we prepare to return to our everyday lives in the eastern United States. Really? Aren’t there places we can replicate this at home? I keep reading that more Americans than ever are open to the idea of social nudity. But unless you get on The Big Nude Boat or travel abroad, where do you find this on American soil.

51ac37fe6e30c4a7f1cf9958feecac44Every time I bark up this tree, I draw the ire of those lovingly devoted to their home nudist clubs, who feel understandably irritated when I suggest that despite all the cultural barriers that make social nudity unfathomable to the average American in the first place, the movement is further hindered by the fact that we make that first naturist venture nearly insurmountable.

No doubt, my opinion on this matter is very much tainted from experiences that took place about twenty years ago, when our children were young and we were trying to replicate the family naturist experiences we had enjoyed in France.

  • sunnywille-nudist-colonyIn the first case, we had planned to visit a well known “nudist club” in the northeast. Having called a couple days in advance, we were given directions from a surly woman on the phone who gave us instructions to a small town, with the directive to call from a pay phone (cell phones weren’t common then), at which point, we’d be given the last set of directions to get to their gate. As we drove into the hills west of New York, the weather started to turn and a thunderstorm moved in. We never got to the pay phone; ended up at a movie instead. Mission aborted.
  • 10b2d64aa4c8dc3d9602d7771cb40567Shortly thereafter, we visited a club in the Mid-Atlantic region. They were a bit more forthcoming about their location, but once we had been given the tour of the grounds, we were briefed on their membership policy, which would require us to purchase an annual membership by the third visit. At around $500 a year in 1999 dollars, that was more than we could afford, especially with three young children, knowing that with a two hour drive in each direction, we would probably only visit two or three times a year at best.
  • 0007We finally found a “nudist park” closer to home, and kindly enough, they would allow unlimited visits without membership for something around $50 per day. They had a couple pools, a snack bar, and a lot of folks who had trailers embedded into campsites that made something of a small village where golf carts were the main mode of transportation. On our second visit with kids, one of the older residents was being celebrated/roasted the day after he apparently had too much to drink the night before and ran his golf cart into a tree! That was a tricky one to explain to our 10-year-old. We didn’t go back.

vintage_nudist34When one compares this with oh so many places in France, Spain, and Croatia, where one can camp for about $10 a day, with all the amenities you would expect at a National Park campground in the US, it causes me to ask – how do Americans get beyond the concept of the “Nudist Colony.” (David Sedaris provides a vivid experience he had at a nudist colony – well worth the read, just for the laughs. Sadly accurate.) There are some valiant attempts out there to normalize all this for the millennials, most notably with activities organized by YNA (Young Naturists of America) or FYN (the Florida Young Naturists), with a concerted and focused effort to create events that seem relevant to the under 60 crowd, while not requiring a credit check and two months rent to gain admission.

Those efforts notwithstanding, I had another wave of despair as a nudist club we’ve thought about visiting passed through my Twitter feed today. I clicked though, thinking maybe we could make a call on them before the weather turns. It looks lovely. Maybe that could be our naturist branch office not so far from home. But alas, it turns out things are even more restrictive than they were 20 years ago. A visit would require me to fill out an application form with personal information so they could conduct a complete background check before inviting us for an initial visit with an obligatory tour of the property where they can tell us how to behave in a nudist park. (We’ve been naturists for almost 30 years, but of course, they don’t know that.) I believe the first visit was free, but after that, it would be about $50 a visit. Their comparatively liberal policy would allow up to four visits in a season before being requiring us to “submit an application to the membership committee for consideration.” Really? After all that, we might get voted out? Wow.

40212-6-792376I really don’t fault the nudist clubs (Colonies? Resorts? What do we call them now?) for maintaining such strict policies. I’m sure the cost of maintaining these places is exorbitant, especially when the season is short and the capacity is limited. And indeed, Americans have a bizarre perspective regarding nudity. OK on cable TV. Expected in the movies. And a trip to the New Jersey shore is sure to be more revealing in a variety of ways than you could ever hope for. Maybe nipples and penises are thinly veiled, but beyond that – who knows!?

And we live in an era of paranoia in a society that is fixated on being extremely vigilant about every possible danger known to man. This is getting worse in Europe as well, but it seems we have lost our common sense in the midst of it all.

A final illustration to drive home my point. Some friends of ours – a group of five young women – recently visited a naturist resort in France. While there, they had lunch at the restaurant, used the pools, hung out on the beach with numerous naturist families, and even made the 30 minute naturist trek to the neighboring beach to find yet even more naturists enjoying the day in the sun and the sea – many of whom were in their own age bracket. The cost was $8 per person for the day! I’ve tried to imagine how that might have played out had they tried to replicate that experience in the US of A. What it might have cost, and whether they would have wanted to return once they had been.

Maybe the YNA, the FYN, and their millennial friends will usher in a new era that reaches beyond the walls of the nudist colony. I can only hope.










20 thoughts on “Will Americans ever “get out” of the Nudist Colony?

  1. EarlD says:

    As I have been reading some of the history of nudism in the US I think efforts to piggy back on the sexual revolution may have created a long lasting legacy of association which makes the broader acceptance of simple nudity more difficult to promote.

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  4. Rick says:

    Echoes some of my own frustrations and disappointments.


  5. The Activist says:

    Much the same in the UK where people cant get passed the stupid joke “Carry On” mentality !


  6. Jim says:

    As long as ignorant writers use the term “colony,” probably not. Nudists and naturists have never lived in colonies. That’s a hater term coined by the 1930’s media to belittle, shame, and make fun of nudists. There are dozens of nude beaches, a tiny big of research shows that. Check nakedplaces.net for example, or iswimnu.de. You might be interested to learn that even promoting nudism in Arkansas, is illegal and can get you fined, or even jailed. Blame the christian baptist right.


    • Naturist Dan says:

      Hi Jim. Interesting. I don’t actually know the evolution of the term “colony” in terms of nudists, but certainly know that even those who practice nude recreation, the term remains very much in the vernacular of the average American – and therein lies the problem.

      And indeed, there are many excellent resources for people seeking clothing optional outlets, including the two you listed. I have found VivreNu in France and Naturist Corner in Britain to be among the very best, even in terms of giving information related to US destinations.

      Didn’t know about the rules governing the promotion of nudism in Arkansas, though I can’t say that I’m surprised. I’ve got to say, I would hold the religious right responsible for MANY of the countries “challenges” right now, not the least of which is quasi-puritan ideology that seems to have little or nothing to do with realities of the 21st century.


  7. naturalian says:

    Reblogged this on Naturalian's Blog and commented:
    I love France for nudism!


  8. sewinudist says:

    I would like to try promoting nude events at locations that do not have permanent residents. Most nudist locations have well established social groups that by their nature exclude newcomers. This situation is the same at clothed campgrounds. A simple day gathering at an appropriate site would allow friends and newcomers to mix meet and have fun. Sort of a naked company picnic. Keep it simple and keep it inexpensive

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  9. mattblue says:

    Oh, I see your rant (post) only now, after a year of turmoil, while you are probably already down under and relaxing again. Merry Christmas to you and you family anyway from Germany, wherever you are.

    I am trying to establish something similar as FYN and YNA, starting with an event similar to the international naturist sports week. Who are the friendly people I should I best get in touch with to get some of their good advice on organizational and promotional matters? Best, M.

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  10. The Black Trans Nudist says:

    Another great post. VERY insightful


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  12. zharth says:

    “despite all the cultural barriers that make social nudity unfathomable to the average American in the first place, the movement is further hindered by the fact that we make that first naturist venture nearly insurmountable.”

    A very shrewd observation. My “local” (two hour drive) nudist camp of choice is a lot like the one you described with the golf carts. I happen to like it, but I reached a conclusion a few summers ago – as much as I like spending weekends there, there are so many other resort destinations I’m missing out on just because I prefer to vacation au naturale. I definitely support more options – what you’ve described of Europe sounds delightful. But I’m firmly in the camp of advocating for a more liberal nudism, that’s not owned by resorts, but can be practiced in homes and gardens and state/national parks the country over without fear or threat of police sanction. It’s not something that will come easily, but I want it badly enough to work for it.


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