Naked Oddessy II – Naturist Europe 2016

We are fortunate people! We discovered naturism at a young age, and now we are empty-nesters with enough discretionary income to explore the planet in the best possible way – naked.

In 2013, we were lucky enough to live in Europe for a year and took advantage of that to make a three-month journey across Europe with the intention of visiting as many naked places as we could manage. You can read a little about that here, but we’re at it again. I have business in France this summer, so I’ll need to wear clothes for a few weeks, but for the rest of the summer, we’re going to do all we can to live in the now and the naked. Our itinerary…

Therme Erding is always our preferred first port of call when traveling to Europe. It’s a short drive from the Munich airport, and by the time you’ve soaked, sweated, and slumbered in their comfy lounges, the jet-lag thing seems like a non-issue. We’ll stop here twice on this trip – on our way into Europe, and again on our way out. I’ve referred to Therme Erding several times in my blog over the years, in several different contexts. Not a naturist place by definition, but if you want to spend the day with a bunch of naked people, well, I guess it is.

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Beach at Ile du Levant

 

 

We have visited Ile du Levant at least a half-dozen times now and stayed at several hotels on the island. By now, there’s no question – our lodging of choice is Heliotel near the plaza at the top of the hill. It takes at least a couple visits to the Golden Island to figure out what that’s all about, and in fact, having done some reading on the topic, the “about it all” has changed quite a lot over the decades. But today, it is mostly a tranquil little island virtually unnoticed by the rest of the world. Perfunctory rules tell you where you can and cannot be naked, but nobody seems to pay them much mind – in either direction. Naked and clothed people just going about their business in anticipation of another stunning sunset on the Cote d’Azur. This year, we’ll be there for a long weekend with novice naturist friends. Talk about throwing them in the deep end…

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Shopping nude, because you can!

Then I have to work for a few weeks before we make our way to Barcelona to catch the ferry to Mallorca. While we regard the place with a sense of circumspect, we will stay overnight at Hotel Eve in the renowned (infamous?) Cap d’Agde. I think this will be our third visit to this theme park of human deviant behavior (harsh… I know… but really, humans walking humans in studded collars? C’mon!) since we have a day to kill en route, and indeed, there is something alluring about having the freedom to go banking or grocery shopping in the nude. Our last experience (maybe ten years ago) at Hotel Eve was very pleasant. A quiet oasis in a metropolis of bizarre.

 

We are counting the days until our arrival at Skinny Dippers resort on Mallorca. Neither cheap, nor easy to book – we reserved last summer – this appears to be one of the premier naturist boutique hotels in the world. Pictures could very well be deceiving, but I doubt it. And apparently, Mallorca boasts some stunning naturist beaches as well. We are prepared to reveal our findings related to all things Naked Mallorca. Stay tuned.

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Mallorca naturist retreat

From Mallorca, we take a ferry to Sardinia (just a stopover) to Corsica. Again, this will be our third or fourth visit to Corsica, but our first visit to naturist resort Bagherra located on the East coast of Corsica, about 2 hours south of Bastia. Our previous stays were at Riva Bella, and another complex called Piana Verde which is no longer naturist. And we’ve made day visits to U-Furu (Lovely!) and La Chiappa, each of which are charming in their own right. But it seems Bagherra has the best accommodations on offer at this point, so we’ll give it a try. One thing for sure – they have a good webmaster.

 

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Corsica

With the desire of finding blindingly sunny days, we chose to end our sojourn in Greece, but as it turns out, getting from Corsica to Greece on a car ferry takes some doing – in this case, making our way across the rather naturist-unfriendly country of Italy to the Adriatic Sea. There are a few naturist places to be found, but the one not far from the port in Tuscany called Locanda di Terramare; a smallish inn that appears to blend simple Tuscan elegance with the freedom to be nude. Just two nights there, but it looks like a great stopover.

 

Locanda 2Given its perfect climate, there are amazingly few sanctioned naked places in Greece, though the one that has emerged as our personal favorite is Vritomartis on the southern coast of Crete. This will be our third visit to this stunning resort perched on the cliffs over the deep blue sea. A fabulous bonus is that they organize amazing day trips including naturist boat excursions and even a naturist trek through a remote gorge. This year, we hope to take the day trip to Gavdos – the most southerly point in Europe – a small island that has long been a safe haven for hippie types and other naked folk.

 

As we head back north, we plan to spend a few days at the Fig Leaf Villas back on the mainland west of Athens. This will be our final stop on our naturist explorations of summer 2016, positioning us for a boat trip back up to Venice which will position us for our return to Munich and a few more hours at… you guessed it – Therme Erding.

Hiking at Vritomartis

Nude hiking on Crete

In short, we have invested a lot of time and effort in seeking out the best naked places in the world. An endeavor not only intended to serve our own naturist desires, but to help people find places they would otherwise miss. Naturism is a niche market at best. If a few thoughtful blog posts can help keep these stunning places thriving, then it’s worth all the effort. Hard work, but somebody’s gotta do it.

 

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Vritomartis

 

 

 

 

 

11 thoughts on “Naked Oddessy II – Naturist Europe 2016

  1. Nicolas says:

    Sounds like a fabulous trip. We are going to Vritomartis in September for the first time. Looking forward to your reports.

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  2. DS K says:

    OMG. We go to the same exact places. We are going to Levant in Mid July. The headed to Therme Erding and Munich after for a few days. What is fun in Munich itself to do? Sauna? English Garden? What about Lke Como? We will be there for 2 days. I have so many questions.

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    • Naturist Dan says:

      Cool! If this is your first time to Therme Erding you’ll be blown away. Takes a couple days just to get through all the saunas. Downtown Munich is beautiful with a large pedestrian street, and there are a couple historical baths, but VERY different than Erding. Erding is the best. πŸ™‚ The weather has never been good enough for us to visit the English Garden naturist area. If you have a chance to bounce down to Salzburg, it’s totally worth it. Only 90 minutes by train.

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  3. DS K says:

    What about Levant do we need to know? We just want to be naked everywhere. It is who we are.

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    • Naturist Dan says:

      You can be naked “almost” everywhere. The rule is that you need to cover our midsection at the port and in the very small village square. Most comply, some don’t, nobody seems to much care one way or the other. It’s a very laid back kind of place.

      Largely due to the fact we are foreigners, we try to NOT be the exception to the rule simply out of respect to the locals. This can almost always be accomplished by having a small pareo handy.

      I should note that we spent most of our first visit trying to figure out the actual rules and enforcement thereof. Seems the only that actually matters, however, is to be sensitive to the people around you, be kind, and try to blend in.

      Bon voyage.

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  4. Nudist Reader says:

    Really looking forward to your trip reports!

    We are planning a 3 week vacation in Europe next summer and would love to throw in a few naturist destinations in between. So much to do and so little time… Your posts really help us discover new places and getting to know where to get the best out of it!

    Definitely thinking of starting and finishing the trip in Munich now.

    Safe travels,

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    • Naturist Dan says:

      Thanks Nudist Reader. The bonus point on finding naturist places to stay is that it pulls you off the beaten track of overcrowded tourist destinations. (I write this from a beautiful naturist inn on Mallorca that we would have never found otherwise.) Happy planning.

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